Bring forth the tale of dicks
and the folly of a grande symphony

Didn’t go to any trouble, did you?

(Source: deductives)

46 minutes ago / 302 notes
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#sherlock #lestrade

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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1 hour ago / 82,950 notes
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#love it

(Source: bodymark)

3 hours ago / 61,633 notes
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#tattoos #art

procrastinationsalvation:

sscars:

imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website

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4 hours ago / 394,202 notes
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#lol #yeah

jakeperalta:

tv meme ~ ( 1/? characters ) kurt hummel
"Look, I’ve been doing this weirdo, quirky, fabulous, outrageous sidekick best friend thing for a while now and it hasn’t gotten me very far."

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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6 hours ago / 67,465 notes
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#all the time #same

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(Source: maryjblige)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

9 hours ago / 173,235 notes
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#yes #good

etharei:

nanoochka:

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

this is missing the point i realize but

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The headline:

image of a news headline reading 'Hawkeye looking Stern. Serious discussions during the break at Monday's Avengers press conference.

The headline if he were female-identified:

image of a news headline reading 'Archer in Trouble? Hawkeye's withdrawn attitude sparks rumors of a feud with good boy Cap.'

The headline if headlines actually told the truth:

image of a news headling reading 'Man wondering if lunch will be pizza. And if he has changed boxers since yesterday.'

(Source: theanunnakiconnection)

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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12 hours ago / 227,268 notes
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#same