Didn’t go to any trouble, did you?
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
imagine if tumblr showed how many hours you spent on this website
tv meme ~ ( 1/? characters ) kurt hummel"Look, I’ve been doing this weirdo, quirky, fabulous, outrageous sidekick best friend thing for a while now and it hasn’t gotten me very far."
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
this is missing the point i realize but
The headline if he were female-identified:
The headline if headlines actually told the truth: